Turn Any Campus Event into a Can't-Miss Experience That Gets Students Laughing, Connecting, and Actually Sticking Around

(Yes, this website’s simple. That’s on purpose. I believe in focusing on what matters — and when it comes to student events, that’s making sure your audience shows up, stays engaged, and leaves feeling more connected than when they came in. If you're looking for tech-heavy spectacle or high-maintenance drama, I’m probably not your guy. But if you want dependable, low-stress entertainment that students actually love? You’re in exactly the right place.)

I’m BJ Mallen — or “BJ from Colon,” if you like a name you won’t forget. I help student activity pros like you turn your events into something students actually want to stick around for — and I make you look like a rockstar in the process.

Let’s be honest… engagement’s gotten trickier.

You already know the post-pandemic landscape:

  • Student attention is harder to capture than ever

  • Reliable performers are few and far between

  • Budgets are tight

  • And the pressure’s on to deliver events that actually matter

Here’s the kicker: Nearly one-third of students spend zero hours a week on campus activities. The students not engaging? They’re the ones most likely to drop out. Retention is no longer just a registrar's problem — it’s your problem too.

And here's the good news:
Events that spark joy, build community, and make students feel seen are the kind that keep them coming back — not just to the next event, but to school in general.

That's where I come in.

I don’t just entertain. I help you create the kind of shared experience that makes students feel like they belong — and that’s the real retention magic.

When students feel like they’re part of something, they stay.

According to the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, 76% of students say they feel more confident after participating in campus activities. Maya Angelou said it best:

“People will forget what you said, forget what you did, but they’ll never forget how you made them feel.”

Let’s make your campus feel like the kind of place students want to be part of.

I offer two flexible, proven formats — both built to make you look like a genius:

Comedy Magic Show – Fast, funny, interactive, and perfect for any student crowd


Interactive Game Show – Fully customizable trivia with themes tied to your campus calendar (Black History Month, Mental Health Awareness, even National Happy Cat Month if we’re feeling frisky)

PLUS:

The Crowd-Building “Teaser Hour” – I show up early and warm up your campus with magic and fun in the cafeteria or student union, so when showtime hits, students are already invested

No Tech Drama – I bring what I need, handle my own setup, and don’t bug you with endless tech requests. Just point me to the stage, show area, or corner and I’m good to go.

You Look Amazing – Students will thank you. Admin will notice. And you’ll be the person who brought something that actually worked.

"Wait — where’s the flashy promo reel?"

Good question.

In an age where AI and editing software can make anyone look like a superstar, I’d rather let real people speak for me. I don't do smoke and mirrors — unless it’s part of the show.

Instead of highlight reels, I’ve got real testimonials from real student advisors who’ve seen what I do, live and unedited. Because what matters most isn't how good I look on video — it’s how good I make your event feel.

(Check out the testimonials below — I think you’ll like what you hear.)

Limited dates available each semester — let’s chat soon.

Use this link to send me an email. I’ll get back to you right away to check availability and explore how we can create an experience that your students won’t forget.

Because this isn’t just about fun. It’s about helping students feel connected, supported, and part of something. That’s the kind of engagement that sticks — and that’s exactly what I bring.